acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
So fucking awesome
I died at the 5th and last outfits wow
What are those?
Those are Doritos.
seriously though, what the fuck are those?!
doritos. its an old bag design i know.
seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL
“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips
i reblog this post on sight
I THINK THOSE ARE LOBSTERS???????
no those are doritos.
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
Fox kits, fox kits everywhere!
How to find out which sibling your parents love more
this is so fucked up
I really really shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this